OK, here's what you get: Full accommodations for 2 in Vegas

First Class tickets for 2 on " Pigeon Airlines " ( Boarding at your nearest overpass )
 
Once you have arrived in Vegas, you and your guest will be whisked away in the super
deluxe " Jeffro " truck ( Granny seat extra ) compliments of " Beverly HillBillies "
Limo service.

  You will then arrive at your Deluxe Hotel "Back Alley Inn". Enjoy your spacious
room will a beautiful view of the star's in the sky, and the extra huge " garbage pile "
bed's that include "Furry little guys" to help keep you warm on those chilly nights.
 
Getting hungry yet? We've taking care of that for you too!! Keys to all the local
McDonalds dumpster's. All the Burgers and Fries you can eat, and you might even get
lucky to find a still pippin hot Apple pie!

  Entertainment you ask? Yup, got that too! You get free passes to these great shows!!!
There is the " Mugger and You " , " Crack-head's Delight ", "Gang Drive-By Follies "
" Hookers, Aid's and You " and many, many more..Plus..Take all your clothes off and run down the middle of the strip, and you might even get a guest spot on the famous " COPS " TV program !

 And don't forget about that $300,000,000 in pbot credits you will receive to gamble with!!!

Sorry, but if you win a Tourney you MUST accept these conditions. No monitary value given.