At certain level of poker play, you will be offered the key to the washroom for your social standings.

Here are the keys to the various washrooms that you can look forward to:

875,000+ The executive suite. All the imenities, and someone there to wipe your bum.
750,000+ Same as above, but you wipe your own bum
625,000+ Modern washroom complete with bonet
510,000+ Modern washroom
 250,000+ Outhouse
 130,000+ Shovel with leaves
 75,000+ Shovel with NO leaves

Below 75K: Well, you get to look forward to an enema, and you have to wipe the bum of the
players using the Executive room.